March 1, 2008 mazportico: Sundance (sunny) or Indiana (indy) or Nostril or cowdog or Steve. Edit Delete Tags Autopost http://twitter.com/mazportico/statuses/765424874
March 1, 2008 mazportico: @jaxb At least you don't have to have a name to train a cat!!! Edit Delete Tags Autopost http://twitter.com/mazportico/statuses/765426142
February 29, 2008 mazportico: @helenharicot A's train delayed by 10 mins. She should be home by 8pm. Edit Delete Tags Autopost http://twitter.com/mazportico/statuses/764976372
February 28, 2008 mazportico: Starting a whip round in the office to raise funds for a professional hit on a colleague. Edit Delete Tags Autopost http://twitter.com/mazportico/statuses/764380874
February 27, 2008 mazportico: @helenharicot I very much hope it was a platinum ;-) Edit Delete Tags Autopost http://twitter.com/mazportico/statuses/764142491
February 27, 2008 mazportico: Am putting myself in isolation to avoid sickness. There, that's better. Edit Delete Tags Autopost http://twitter.com/mazportico/statuses/764142652
February 27, 2008 mazportico: Just been exposed to Thornton's Caramael Shortcake. Bliss. I have had two pieces; one in honour of Layla and one in honour of Sarah. Edit Delete Tags Autopost http://twitter.com/mazportico/statuses/763977896
February 27, 2008 mazportico: I felt the eq. I was in bed and it felt like someone was walking around the floor. Edit Delete Tags Autopost http://twitter.com/mazportico/statuses/763849292
February 25, 2008 mazportico: Potato with onions. Edit Delete Tags Autopost http://twitter.com/mazportico/statuses/757606912
February 25, 2008 mazportico: Wondering what a single man aged 38 would cook for his dinner. Edit Delete Tags Autopost http://twitter.com/mazportico/statuses/756331122