mazportico: Faggots for tea. (via Twitter / mazportico)
mazportico: Faggots for tea. (via Twitter / mazportico)
I am the cleverest girl I know.
Buttercup
mazportico: @merrilyme Don’t tempt yourself, beds have pillows which are perfect for smothering. Is Max on holiday? (via Twitter / mazportico)
mazportico: Well no blood. But a bloody great hole in the finances is opening up. (via Twitter / mazportico)
mazportico: Slightly oddly I am off to a construction meeting in Reading. Not looking forward to it as likely to be blood (not baby oil) on the carpet. (via Twitter / mazportico)
mazportico: Even when I don’t have to get up early I do. This never happened when I was a student. I could sleep non-stop. Now I need to, I can’t. (via Twitter / mazportico)
mazportico: It’s a long way upstairs to the toilet. (via Twitter / mazportico)
mazportico: Have Dominos stopped selling Ham and Pineapple pizzas? (via Twitter / mazportico)
mazportico: Roads are terrible round Oxford. Just my luck to be on the day I go home early. [tiny twitter] (via Twitter / mazportico)
mazportico: Just instructed stack pipe to be reconnected to sewer. Gulp. (via Twitter / mazportico)